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Mon, 25 Mar 2013 10:21:00 -0400

such an awesome tradition.

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 10:38:18 -0500

such an awesome tradition.

parislemon: shortformblog: usatoday: The front of today’s New...

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 16:34:37 -0500

shortformblog:

usatoday:

The front of today’s New York Times Sports section.

The NYT is just throwing negative space and reverse boxes all over the place these days. Also, this tiny paper already beat them to this trick.

Clever.

It’s Baaaaaaaaaaaaack! Let’s face it, with Game of...

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:52:27 -0500

It’s Baaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Let’s face it, with Game of Thrones, Homeland, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad and Boardwalk Empire all on hiatus, you’re gonna need a reason to mindlessly stare at your TV. And that reason should be Fantasy Bachelor.

It’s arguably the most enjoyable TV experiences I have all year. And it’s simple, because I do all the work. Here’s what you do:

1. Get a group of friends together. Five teams are ideal but not necessary. Read my Fantasy Bachelor Rules so you know how points are earned and lost. In general, the longer your contestants stay on the show, the more points you earn. Plus there’s a ton of fun bonus points and penalties along the way. You want to draft ladies who are going the distance. Stack your team with those who collect roses and kisses, but don’t cause (too much) drama.

2. Watch the Season Premier on ABC.com before Monday January 14. That’s technically the second episode, but the start of the Fantasy Season.

3. Take copious notes on who’s crazy and who’s bat shit crazy.

4. Hold your draft before Jan 14. I prefer Google Hangouts but email works fine. Then download GroupMe and set up a group to live chat with friends while watching. The jokes are endless - and this season looks like a real doozy.

5. Copy the previous Rules and Scoring Sheet as your own - so you can draft your teams and copy over my scores each week. I’ll post scores typically by Wednesday night. Feel free to modify any of the rules. But if you do, you’re on your own for scoring.

That’s it. Have any feedback? Please drop it in the comments section below. Or find me on Twitter @jonathancrowley #FantasyBachelor

Happy Rose Collecting!

peterfeld: Romney vs. Sandy: brutal ad by ClimateSilence I wish...

Sun, 04 Nov 2012 10:33:34 -0500

peterfeld:

Romney vs. Sandy: brutal ad by ClimateSilence I wish everyone could see by Tuesday.

"When normality starts to return, consider taking a trip to a restaurant in a neighborhood deeply..."

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 19:52:09 -0400

“When normality starts to return, consider taking a trip to a restaurant in a neighborhood...

"When I step into the voting booth, I think about the world I want to leave my two daughters, and the..."

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 19:43:10 -0400

“When I step into the voting booth, I think about the world I want to leave my two daughters,...

danmeth: This Pop-Cultural Chart of mine is used in a cool new...

Mon, 17 Sep 2012 11:33:55 -0400

danmeth:

This Pop-Cultural Chart of mine is used in a cool new article on HowStuffWorks.com about the worms from the movie “Tremors”

strle: Bway-Lafayette Uptown 6 Transfer Is So Close We Can...

Mon, 17 Sep 2012 11:33:38 -0400

strle:

Bway-Lafayette Uptown 6 Transfer Is So Close We Can Taste It: Gothamist

This is life changing. September 25th!

Realizing my daughter has the same hair as NFL hall of famer...

Fri, 14 Sep 2012 22:16:14 -0400

Realizing my daughter has the same hair as NFL hall of famer Terry Bradshaw #moc (Taken with Instagram)

Our photographer friend @crpereira snapped some shots of our lil...

Sun, 19 Aug 2012 15:56:14 -0400

Our photographer friend @crpereira snapped some shots of our lil bird. One of my favorites. #latergram #mads #moc (Taken with Instagram at Redhook, Brooklyn)

Happy Birthday to our little rainbow. You’ve brought more...

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 10:17:04 -0400

Happy Birthday to our little rainbow. You’ve brought more joy to our lives than we could have ever imagined. xoxo @maddiecrow #mads (Taken with Instagram)

Found this pic of my grandfather, Paul Crowley, circa 1940....

Sun, 08 Jul 2012 23:32:07 -0400

Found this pic of my grandfather, Paul Crowley, circa 1940. Never met him - but looks like a total baller! @dens (Taken with Instagram)

Just found an old winning lotto ticket my dad did NOT turn in....

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 09:42:55 -0400

Just found an old winning lotto ticket my dad did NOT turn in. The prize? 1 of 560 seats at a amateur poker tournament with the winner taking $10 million. No big deal, right? WTF!!!!!!!! (Taken with Instagram)

Looking through my grandparents paperwork from Ellis Island and...

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 09:25:30 -0400

Looking through my grandparents paperwork from Ellis Island and all these old letters from Poland. (Taken with Instagram)

During company meeting a Mariachi band walks in to sing Happy...

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 14:16:35 -0400

During company meeting a Mariachi band walks in to sing Happy Birthday to @dens. Amazing. (Taken with Instagram at foursquare HQ)

Watermelon eating FAIL #mads (Taken with Instagram at...

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:37:12 -0400

Watermelon eating FAIL #mads (Taken with Instagram at Island of Catan)

Favorite place in the whole wide world. (Taken with Instagram...

Sat, 09 Jun 2012 16:08:08 -0400

Favorite place in the whole wide world. (Taken with Instagram at Fenway Park)

Teaching @dens how do drive my high school whip - 1986 CJ7...

Sat, 09 Jun 2012 13:21:40 -0400

Teaching @dens how do drive my high school whip - 1986 CJ7 Loredo (Taken with Instagram at Hill Street Dreams)

elspethjane: brianvan:adeandabet:sandalsandscandals:gwendolynjea...

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 22:43:28 -0400

elspethjane:

brianvan:adeandabet:sandalsandscandals:gwendolynjeannine