this is me and stuff i like and do.Tumblr (3.0; @jonathancrowley)http://jonathancrowley.com/<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5hu34eL891qz9gi5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong> email exchange btw clueless secretary and graphic designer </strong></p> <p>Forgive me if I’m late to the race on this one, but i totally lost it when i read these emails from a clueless secretary asking her coworker to design a poster for her lost cat.</p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://jezebel.com/5582562/clueless-secretary-makes-for-hilarious-office-email-thread"><a href="http://jezebel.com/5582562/clueless-secretary-makes-for-hilarious-office-email-thread" target="_blank">http://jezebel.com/5582562/clueless-secretary-makes-for-hilarious-office-email-thread</a></a></p> <p>Would love to know the authenticity of this exchange. regardless, it’s hilarious.</p>http://jonathancrowley.com/post/806138569http://jonathancrowley.com/post/806138569Tue, 13 Jul 2010 07:18:00 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C-eYIeUPD0s&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C-eYIeUPD0s&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://willzone.tumblr.com/post/723150206/cannibal-corpse-isnt-as-heavy-metal-as-i-assumed" target="_blank">willzone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Cannibal Corpse isn’t as heavy Metal as I assumed they were.</p> </blockquote>http://jonathancrowley.com/post/728716342http://jonathancrowley.com/post/728716342Wed, 23 Jun 2010 07:00:33 -0400<object width="400" height="254"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PX3I6UlHQzc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PX3I6UlHQzc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="254" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>After shooting this pilot episode last fall, Mike O’Gorman and I finished writing six new episodes of Heart Felt. Who’s up for playing with puppets?</p>http://jonathancrowley.com/post/663482193http://jonathancrowley.com/post/663482193Fri, 04 Jun 2010 10:36:40 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2ed8m8zbm1qzp1zzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://willzone.tumblr.com/post/598934642/i-miss-the-old-goofy-pope-i-liked-him-so-much" target="_blank">willzone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I miss the old goofy Pope.  I liked him so much more than the Sith Pope we have now.</p> </blockquote>http://jonathancrowley.com/post/601500619http://jonathancrowley.com/post/601500619Sat, 15 May 2010 14:48:48 -0400<object width="400" height="254"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z0z_TU4Gw5o&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z0z_TU4Gw5o&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="254" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/585318799/star-wars-told-in-3-minutes-with-lego" target="_blank">bestrooftalkever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Star Wars told in 3 minutes WITH LEGO.</p> </blockquote>http://jonathancrowley.com/post/589495717http://jonathancrowley.com/post/589495717Tue, 11 May 2010 08:48:48 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://jonathancrowley.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/573993523/tumblr_l1kdhbyX8h1qzqfrk&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://copycats.tumblr.com/post/554793071/send-me-an-angel-by-emily-zisman-ryan-avery" target="_blank">copycats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Send Me an Angel by Emily Zisman & Ryan Avery</strong><br/>originally by Real Life</p> <p>Check out their <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FczFfCrwV8w" target="_blank">video on YouTube</a>, purchase <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/send-me-an-angel/id361986296?i=361986418&uo=6" target="_blank">this from iTunes</a>, or check out their other work as <a href="http://www.chancesend.com" target="_blank">Chances End</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://jonathancrowley.com/post/573993523http://jonathancrowley.com/post/573993523Wed, 05 May 2010 14:14:41 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1p31dnUv91qz9gi5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nope.</p>http://jonathancrowley.com/post/561036441http://jonathancrowley.com/post/561036441Fri, 30 Apr 2010 11:00:49 -0400foursquare: Love love loving these "Meet the Mayor" interviews Zagat is doing: “Meet the Mayor of...http://jonathancrowley.com/post/541625575http://jonathancrowley.com/post/541625575Thu, 22 Apr 2010 19:10:16 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://jonathancrowley.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/541095162/tumblr_l1airbi9QH1qz9gi5&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><strong>*** For full effect, do not listen to the above song until you have read the following ichat transcript. It’s saved as a .jpg, so you might have to click on the image icon to get it to load in your Tumblr dashboard. (stupid!) Once you’re done reading, take a listen to the above file. <br/></strong></p> <p><strong><img src="http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1195/willsmaller.jpg"/><br/></strong></p> <p><strong> </strong></p> <p>My buddy Will, @WillMcD, iChats me this afternoon to let me know he farted in the office. Sweet. He thinks all his coworkers can smell it, but nobody is saying a peep. I take this opportunity to fuck with him - cause it’s Will, and it’s fun.</p> <p>I quickly convince him that I scored a secret song leaked from the National’s new album. I then, somehow, convince him that it’s not meant to be played in headphones, but on vinyl or through computer speakers. The National is a band that would totally do something like that and blow your mind! Teeming with excitement, Will takes off his headphones, cranks up his speakers and plays this bootlegged National track, which I named “Bullet Proof” for believability. Great song name, and totally believable.</p>http://jonathancrowley.com/post/541095162http://jonathancrowley.com/post/541095162Thu, 22 Apr 2010 14:16:00 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l19e3to54j1qza3e8o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://theinternetaccordingtoadrian.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">theinternetaccordingtoadrian</a>)</p> <p>This gem of a photo resurfaces every couple years. Usually on random blogs. Often accompanies by the word “FAIL.” This dates back to 2001, and is of me and my High School friend Brent. Clearly the rabid raccoon about to devour Brent’s face takes the gold medal - but that European soccer jacket? Come on! That’s a close second!</p>http://jonathancrowley.com/post/541025988http://jonathancrowley.com/post/541025988Thu, 22 Apr 2010 13:31:44 -0400<object width="400" height="225"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/video/xcv6dv_pixels-by-patrick-jean_creation" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/video/xcv6dv_pixels-by-patrick-jean_creation" width="400" height="225" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Imagine the world being destroyed not by aliens, vampires, or even a flood of John Cusack proportions, but by pixels. This is an incredible short film.</p>http://jonathancrowley.com/post/508492227http://jonathancrowley.com/post/508492227Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:10:00 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Nd6n_5XKVxo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Nd6n_5XKVxo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Lost turned Baywatch. Well done.</p>http://jonathancrowley.com/post/474952705http://jonathancrowley.com/post/474952705Fri, 26 Mar 2010 11:52:47 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzw9lgnbFW1qz9gi5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One could argue that Syracuse forward Rick Jackson single handedly lost the game for us last night. Disgusted fans flocked to Twitter in droves, aiming their frustration towards Jackson. Can you blame them? It’s like he was playing with a pair of banana hands out there.</p> <p>Jackson fired back with this Tweet just hours after the game. I don’t know what he needs more - a lesson in public relations, grammar or how to catch the ball.</p> <p>At least “we played <em>are</em> heart out.”</p>http://jonathancrowley.com/post/474871527http://jonathancrowley.com/post/474871527Fri, 26 Mar 2010 10:58:00 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pSm7BcQHWXk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pSm7BcQHWXk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>drunk monkeys. what more do i have to say.</p> <p><a href="http://kflip.tumblr.com/post/443743886/phrase-drunk-as-a-skunk-should-now-be-revised-to" target="_blank">kflip</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Phrase “Drunk as a skunk” should now be revised to “Drunk as a monkey.”</p> <p>The monkey at 3:13 kinda looks like me on New Year’s…</p> <p>(via Ben’s Facebook)</p> </blockquote>http://jonathancrowley.com/post/444097321http://jonathancrowley.com/post/444097321Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:11:46 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GQ95z6ywcBY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GQ95z6ywcBY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>i can’t even count all the reasons i like.</p> <p><a href="http://kflip.tumblr.com/post/443563082/lady-gaga-this-chick-is-so-insanely-unique-i-think" target="_blank">kflip</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Lady Gaga…this chick is so insanely unique I think it’s impossible to not like her. I’ve said it awhile ago and other people have said it as well…if she stays on this track she will definitely become the next Madonna.  Instead of crying black Jesus statues and pointy bras, she has caution tape outfits and telephone hairstyles. </p> <p>Things I love about her new Telephone video:</p> <ul> <li>Her prison stripes</li> <li>Her Diet Coke can rollers</li> <li>Beyonce’s pet name: Honey B</li> <li>Wonder bread/Miracle Whip dance sequence</li> <li>The Polaroid placement at -1:00 (since she is their VP of Creative)</li> <li>That Beyonce is wearing an outfit (at -3:00) that resembles my <a href="http://kflip.tumblr.com/post/345399457/happy-belated-birthday-matt-love" target="_blank">Matt birthday outfit</a> </li> </ul> </blockquote>http://jonathancrowley.com/post/443624571http://jonathancrowley.com/post/443624571Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:36:39 -0500<object width="400" height="231"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/TM1tFHLBT_rI8V-y5PUqkw/2160" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/TM1tFHLBT_rI8V-y5PUqkw/2160" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The National played Jimmy Fallon last night. Sneak preview of their new single “Terrible Love” from their upcoming album. Man oh man, these guys are sweet as cake.</p> <p>Disclaimer: 30 sec preroll, but worth the wait.</p>http://jonathancrowley.com/post/441340736http://jonathancrowley.com/post/441340736Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:40:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SCJ3BX-fGko&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SCJ3BX-fGko&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Crazy Cash Ron is back in full effect. Who wants to make money!</p> <p><a href="http://www.crazycashron.com/post/409580151/too-many-stocks-to-chose-from-new-way-to-pick-em" target="_blank">crazycashron</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Too many stocks to chose from. New way to pick em</p> </blockquote>http://jonathancrowley.com/post/409753081http://jonathancrowley.com/post/409753081Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:16:59 -0500inothernews: I can live with completely falling off of people’s radar, mainly because I was never...http://jonathancrowley.com/post/409368692http://jonathancrowley.com/post/409368692Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:49:53 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K4Q3JgPnHdU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K4Q3JgPnHdU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>i am in love with this guy/character. really.</p> <p><a href="http://www.crazycashron.com/post/372505241/time-to-start-trading-again-here-are-some-helpful" target="_blank">crazycashron</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Time to start trading again. Here are some helpful tips.</p> </blockquote>http://jonathancrowley.com/post/372591317http://jonathancrowley.com/post/372591317Fri, 05 Feb 2010 12:38:56 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwxs5cWMUI1qz6kbro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://caro.tumblr.com/post/365488425/paulscheer-lost-the-subway-map-by-john" target="_blank">caro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://paulscheer.com/post/358170447/lost-the-subway-map-by-john-cabrera-heres-a" target="_blank">paulscheer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>LOST: THE SUBWAY MAP by<a href="http://meme.johncabrera.com/" target="_blank"> John Cabrera</a></p> <p><a href="http://meme.johncabrera.com/post/354512040/lost..." target="_blank">Here’s a Higher Res Version</a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://jonathancrowley.com/post/366894449http://jonathancrowley.com/post/366894449Tue, 02 Feb 2010 08:04:45 -0500