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New US soccer jersey arrived! #sickkit Thx @nike @ussoccer!...

Tue, 15 May 2012 10:02:53 -0400

New US soccer jersey arrived! #sickkit Thx @nike @ussoccer! (Taken with instagram)

Looking for something to watch on Monday nights? The...

Mon, 14 May 2012 17:59:00 -0400

Looking for something to watch on Monday nights? The Bachelorette premieres tonight at 9:30 on ABC. Ok, Ok, I get it. Looking for a reason to watch The Bachelorette? Look no further!

Introducing Fantasy Bachelorette! It’s super easy, incredibly fun… and I’ve already done all the work for you.

My friend (@RyanNoggle) and I have been doing this since the early days of the Apprentice (remember that show?) It’s even more fun with the Bachelor and Bachelorette. Moar Drama!

Take a look at my Fantasy Bachelorette Rules for this season.

1. Watch tonight (May 14, 9:30pm). Take notes on who’s a stud and who’s a dud.

2. Find friends to play with (4 or 5 teams is best) and draft contestants before the Second Episode airing on May 21. Yes, you have 1 week to get your league together!

3. The longer you stay in, the more points you earn. Plus, there’s some fun bonus points and penalties along the way.

4. Use this guide to keep weekly score - note the tabs at the bottom.

5. Feel free to modify any of the rules. Have any good suggestions? Please add them as comments below!

For all the “cool kids” who quit tv - you can watch all the episodes online at ABC.com.

Happy Rose Collecting!

Maddie’s first “dance”

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 12:25:03 -0500

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Maddie’s first “dance”

3am in Brooklyn. Coming back form the bars and not a single cab...

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 14:09:00 -0500

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3am in Brooklyn. Coming back form the bars and not a single cab in sight. That’s when a garbage truck pulls up, and i think, “why the hell not?”

I somehow convince the garbage man to give me a lift. He wasn’t sold on the idea, that is, until I promised to work for my keep.

Next thing I know I’m hanging off the back of his truck slinging trash bags with deadly accuracy.

Zipped home in 5 mins and cost me nothing. Cross this off my bucket list!

And that Cowboy get-up? Foursquare had our company outing to the Rodeo earlier that night. If you’re ever gonna ride a trash whip - you best be rocking it like a cowboy!

“Triple Trash!”

grrr... have an Instagram and Tumblr issue - can you help?

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 10:19:00 -0500

I’m a pretty frequent Instagram user, uploading about 5 photos per day. I’m trying to...

It sounds super cute but I promise you, it’s impossible to...

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 06:33:58 -0500

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It sounds super cute but I promise you, it’s impossible to fall asleep to this. It’s sounding less like a cooing baby and more like a mouse whose limbs are tied to 4 miniature horses walking in different directions - as it’s slowly torn to little mouse pieces.

no butter? oh no. kellyoxford:

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 22:51:29 -0500

no butter? oh no.

kellyoxford:

Christian bought 2 tickets to the National at Beacon Theatre....

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 11:02:00 -0500

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Christian bought 2 tickets to the National at Beacon Theatre. Got em through Ticketmaster. And randomly, they ended up being dead center, front row. I can honestly say, I will never have seats better than this, ever again. They ended with an acoustic version of “Vanderlyle Crybaby Geeks.” Which was so so so awesome. What was not so so so awesome - a dude singing into another dude’s crotch.

*only half the song. sorry!

Mr. Belvedere's Lost AIDS Joke Found

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:04:08 -0500

Mr. Belvedere's Lost AIDS Joke Found: whhaaaaaaaa ???? imremembering: Source: BWE

rocketboom: via

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 20:55:47 -0500

rocketboom:

via

maddieandme: Getting my jump on. Look ma, I can touch the floor...

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 15:14:31 -0500

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maddieandme:

Getting my jump on. Look ma, I can touch the floor now!

azizisbored: BECOME A BONE MARROW DONOR PEOPLE. I posted about...

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:14:33 -0400

azizisbored:

BECOME A BONE MARROW DONOR PEOPLE.

I posted about this a few weeks ago and just wanted to update.

Amit Gupta has acute leukemia. He needs a bone marrow donor to survive. Unfortunately, South Asians are really unrepresented and his chance of finding a match are low. So I’m encouraging all of you (in particular brown folks) to join the registry. All you do is swab your cheek with the q-tip looking things (as seen above) and send it in. It takes 3 minutes and it can save someone’s life.

Click here to get a kit and swab your cheek.

Amit needs your kit BEFORE November 30th. Seriously, just click and do this. You get a kit in the mail, swab your cheek with some q-tips, and put it in the mail. Done. Couldn’t be easier. If you know any brown people, harass them to do this. Be racist if you need to. (Ok don’t be racist, but encourage them to do it.)

For more info go to: www.amitguptaneedsyou.com.

You should all take 5 minutes to fill this out. Request a kit, and send it back in. You could save a life. For real. Do it.

s4xton: derusha: bigboxcar: bijan: splatf: The...

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:59:06 -0400

s4xton:

derusha:

bigboxcar:

bijan:

splatf:

The Apple-fication of everything

yeah. i ordered ~~one~~ two. their video pushed me over the edge.

Good post. I think splatf is right.

I feel silly for wanting one of these.

Remember what pre-iPod MP3 players looked like?

As much as I love this, I simply am not spending $250 on a thermostat. My white box will do just fine for now.

bestrooftalkever: Have you seen this Hermain Cain campaign ad?...

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 05:28:31 -0400

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bestrooftalkever:

Have you seen this Hermain Cain campaign ad? Well, if you are searching the internet tonight for Cain propaganda then you would have found this amazing iPhone filmed video that features his Campaign Manager, Mark Block.

We aren’t trying to take credit for finding this video. Smarter and savvier people have linked to Cain’s YouTube featuring this commercial but what we do know is that at 7 AM tomorrow this video will have been pulled and then millions would have missed it. We could not let that happen so we uploaded it on Tumblr for y’all to see.

Enjoy it. Especially the ending.

What were they thinking? Seriously.

Loving the idea of marking up dollars bills to highlight the...

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 08:18:00 -0400

Loving the idea of marking up dollars bills to highlight the disparity in wealth distribution in America. Sure beats what I was writing on dollar bills back in middle school.

check it:

http://occupygeorge.com/

Dear whoever made this, I know we would be best...

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 08:11:09 -0400

Dear whoever made this,

I know we would be best friends.

dpstyles:

Exactly.

kellyoxford: paulscheer: Look at People being Scared at a...

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 23:54:03 -0400

kellyoxford:

paulscheer:

Look at People being Scared at a Haunted House

I’m glad there were so many of them. I got all teared up from the happiness these brought me.

sickkits: It’s a FIFA ‘12 grudge match, Landon Donovan (LA...

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 05:23:39 -0400

sickkits:

It’s a FIFA ‘12 grudge match, Landon Donovan (LA Galaxy) vs Tim Lincecum (SF Giants pitcher). FIFA ‘12 hits stores Tues, Sept 27th. Gonna be a #Sick Day

Donovan: “I can do that in real life too”

Lincecum: “Did they give you more hair in the game?”

-WM

mrgn: Alan Grayson explains Occupy Wall Street to the 1% in 60...

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 23:07:03 -0400

mrgn:

Alan Grayson explains Occupy Wall Street to the 1% in 60 seconds.

It’s stupid how excited I get about holiday themed mugs...

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 08:29:01 -0400

It’s stupid how excited I get about holiday themed mugs (Taken with Instagram at Island of Catan)