I love ice cream as much as the next guy. In fact, I am particularly fond of any ice cream involving peanut butter and chocolate. But I have a limit to what fury I’ll unleash when my ice cream is threatened. Apparently, some people do not.
The story is this: A gentleman eating ice cream with his wife on Laguna Beach decided to beat a bird with a stick after it tried to take a bite. True, said bird also hit his wife on the head, but I’m pretty sure the stick beating was mainly about the ice cream.
Turns out that bird was a rare Heerman’s gull. And that super rare bird’s wing got all busted up. So that super rare ice-cream-loving bird had to be euthanized. Is it me, or is that bird sounding cooler by the minute, and that guy sounding crazier than Coffee Heath Bar Crunch?
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