After 15 years, the New Kids On The Block are back! Hell hath not just frozen over, it’s serving ice cream sandwiches!

Set your DVRs because the NKOTB reunion debuts on NBC’s Today show Friday morning. This leaves me asking 3 big questions:

1) Why?

2) Will they dare perform the same idiotic dances?

3) Can they possibly take themselves seriosuly while singing the same lyrics, now as grown men? Highlights include:

“We’re gonna put you in a trance with the funky song” -Hangin’ Tough

“We’re rough, rough, rough…” -Hangin’ Tough

“You’re my pop-si-cle! All I know is that you make me feel so fancyfree.” -Popsicle

“Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh the right stuff.” - The Right Stuff

Yo! Is everybody here? Yeah! Jon? I’m here! Donnie and Danny? We’re here! Jordan and Joe? I’m here…. and I’m here! Since everybody’s here, let’s tell ‘em what Angel means! Word up!

A!! It means I’m always gonna love you
N!! I’m never gonna leave you
G!! It’s for your good, good lovin’
E!! It’s for your everlasting love
L is ‘cause I love you, really, really love you

-This One’s for the Children

Saddle Up. This is going to be one for the ages.