Dear Facebook,
How are you? Things are great with me. It’s a beautiful sunny day in NYC and I’m really looking forward to a fun weekend. I got your Targeted Advertisement today. You know what? It’s none of your fuckin’ business! You got that! None! Fuck You! FUCK YOOOOOOU! You don’t know what I’m going through! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.
Ok, time for some delicious lunch. I think I’ll have tunafish.
Talk soon :)
love, Jonathan
xoxo
