For fucks sake, all I wanna know is 2%, 1% whole or skim. Your minimalist design hides the most important info on this milk carton. #unfuckinsubscribe
Keypads with both Enter and Yes buttons drive me nutty. I always hit Yes when they want Enter and vice versa. Just make one button that does both actions and call it a day. #unfuckinsubscribe
You know you’ve been bug-testing oAuth flows too much when Facebook finally blacklists you.
Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night. — Sylvia Plath (via ladyfabulous)
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Submitted By: Thomas D.
Location: Ohio, United States
Welcome to the future.
Turn your hand over, dummy, you have an email.
Why are you looking at your watch while you’re holding your goddamn phone you dipshit. Look at your phone. Not the watch. The phone.
Fine. Be that way. Touch the watch with your only hand without technology. Consider buying another phone for your non-phone hand. Perhaps it’s lonely without a phone to hold.
You recorded this with your Google Glass, didn’t you?
Why am I even asking, of course you did.
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