December 2008
40 posts
Win free tickets to Stratton!
http://stratton10k.com/form.php
About 8 of us have already won! Best chances of winning between 4-5am. Someone should write a script that enters you during this time while you are sleeping. Then you can wake up with a winning text message!
Dear Internet, i missed you so so much. Good to be...
- After going 3 days without touching my computer.
“100x100 images are the most deceiving things on the internet.”
– Rex. (kind of a four-years later re-quote of Clay’s “everyone is cute at 60x60”) (via dpstyles)
WatchMUST WATCH! Just happened…
Some pissed off Iraqi journalist throws shoes at President Bush - who dodges them with catlike reflexes. Probably the most impressive thing he’s done in the past 8 years!
but don’t be too impressed, if that was Barack Obama up there, he would would have magically turned the shoes into butterflies. Butterflies that made wind power.
Dear Tumblr, Why can't I see who my friends are...
my brother dens in WSJ today
chelsaskees:
“It’s a natural progression from people sharing things like movies, photos and videos,” says Dennis Crowley, founder of Dodgeball, an early social-networking service for mobile phones which was sold to Google in 2005. “What’s left to share? Basic data.”
The Wall Street Journal article here.
The Week Trumps the Weekend
wait until you get married, pal. mondays are the new sunday
unled:
Why? Because on Saturdays and Sundays Katherine plans all sorts of shopping excursions, cleaning regiments and open air market visits. Monday 9a can’t come fast enough.
Yes, I’m hiding while writing this.
WatchYou guys familiar with Uwe Boll? He’s like the most hated Hollywood director - known for totally ruining big properties with terrible story lines and shitty everything.
Here’s our interpretation of how Uwe Boll would direct Contra. Let’s hope it never comes to this. Better quality, and larger video on IGN’s site: here
WatchI spoke at the Future of Television conference a couple weeks ago. Positioned Black20 as a cheaper and more flexible content opportunity for both traditional programmers and advertisers.
Here’s the rub. I was told I would have 10 minutes to present. When I took the stage, they put a giant stop watch behind me - for the entire audience to see! And the stop watch was only set for 7 minutes....
Venice under water! Unbelievable Pics →
Dear Tumblr, Please enable some kind of commenting...
“Cat’s Pajamas: 1920s Lingo describing someone (something) who is great,...”
– Urban Dictionary: cats pajamas
Huh - I’m learning a lot today!
(via dpstyles)
my 2 cents on the Auto Industry bailout
I first posted this thread asking if the Government should bail out the big 3 auto makers. I got a few comments which were obviously from people in the auto industry. (might even be the same person, based on the way he uses CAPS for certain words)
Here is my opinion
- Let them all go bankrupt. They should learn from years of terrible decisions. I own a small business and if i fuck it up, nobody...
my dad: not so good at texting
Noticing that the stock market and GE stock both had a good day, I asked my dad if he flipped his recently purchased GE shares. My dad is pretty new at texting, here is the exact exchange.
Me: GE up $2.11 today. Going to sell?
Dad: Sold all ge at three pm today sold at .p
Me: Sold at what? Learn how to type numbers
Dad: How do numbers
Me: Have mom show you
Dad: sleeping sold at seventeen thirty five
WatchMeet the Duggar family, best known for frequent appearances on NBC’s Today Show, starring in a new TLC series… and for having 17 FUCKING KIDS!
This family give me the willies.
They were back on the Today Show this morning, talking about their 18th child currently in the oven. I wonder when the warranty runs out on that oven.
Watch as the oldest son talks about his new wife and how...
WatchChristian’s nephew crashing through a massive wall of Bounty. His Dad works for P&G - hence the lifetime supply of paper towels. With the “Extra Soft” tagline, this should be a commercial for Bounty.
Barack Obama "commemorative" plate →
Watch the video on the homepage. I wonder how many people actually buy this crap. It’s approved by the “American Historic Society” which is really just a company owned by the people who make these plates. It is not the “American Historical Association.”
My favorite parts of this video:
1) the old Floridians raising their wine glasses in victor. I wish they were...