The binki bird came tonight. It was really hard. On her and me. Sometimes I wish she would have her binki forever.

iquantny:

We’ve all been there. The train is coming into the station, and you grab your MetroCard and quickly try and swipe it at a turnstile.

"Please Swipe Again". "Please Swipe Again". "Insufficient Fare".

The last two words are killer. You think to yourself “I swear I had a balance on this card”….

Thank you x100 for posting this

bestrooftalkever:

How to open a beer using just a banana

For fucks sake, all I wanna know is 2%, 1% whole or skim. Your minimalist design hides the most important info on this milk carton. #unfuckinsubscribe

For fucks sake, all I wanna know is 2%, 1% whole or skim. Your minimalist design hides the most important info on this milk carton. #unfuckinsubscribe

Keypads with both Enter and Yes buttons drive me nutty. I always hit Yes when they want Enter and vice versa. Just make one button that does both actions and call it a day. #unfuckinsubscribe

Keypads with both Enter and Yes buttons drive me nutty. I always hit Yes when they want Enter and vice versa. Just make one button that does both actions and call it a day. #unfuckinsubscribe

You know you’ve been bug-testing oAuth flows too much when Facebook finally blacklists you.

You know you’ve been bug-testing oAuth flows too much when Facebook finally blacklists you.

She tossed these blocks for like 10 mins straight.

"Bye Bye!"

Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.
Sylvia Plath (via ladyfabulous)
reasonsmysoniscrying:

(This was too great not to share!)
Submitted By: Thomas D.
Location: Ohio, United States

reasonsmysoniscrying:

(This was too great not to share!)
Submitted By: Thomas D.
Location: Ohio, United States