The binki bird came tonight. It was really hard. On her and me. Sometimes I wish she would have her binki forever.
We’ve all been there. The train is coming into the station, and you grab your MetroCard and quickly try and swipe it at a turnstile.
"Please Swipe Again". "Please Swipe Again". "Insufficient Fare".
The last two words are killer. You think to yourself “I swear I had a balance on this card”….
Thank you x100 for posting this
How to open a beer using just a banana
For fucks sake, all I wanna know is 2%, 1% whole or skim. Your minimalist design hides the most important info on this milk carton. #unfuckinsubscribe
Keypads with both Enter and Yes buttons drive me nutty. I always hit Yes when they want Enter and vice versa. Just make one button that does both actions and call it a day. #unfuckinsubscribe
|—||Sylvia Plath (via ladyfabulous)|
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Submitted By: Thomas D.
Location: Ohio, United States