How to open a beer using just a banana
For fucks sake, all I wanna know is 2%, 1% whole or skim. Your minimalist design hides the most important info on this milk carton. #unfuckinsubscribe
Keypads with both Enter and Yes buttons drive me nutty. I always hit Yes when they want Enter and vice versa. Just make one button that does both actions and call it a day. #unfuckinsubscribe
|—||Sylvia Plath (via ladyfabulous)|
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Submitted By: Thomas D.
Location: Ohio, United States
Welcome to the future.
Turn your hand over, dummy, you have an email.
Why are you looking at your watch while you’re holding your goddamn phone you dipshit. Look at your phone. Not the watch. The phone.
Fine. Be that way. Touch the watch with your only hand without technology. Consider buying another phone for your non-phone hand. Perhaps it’s lonely without a phone to hold.
You recorded this with your Google Glass, didn’t you?
Why am I even asking, of course you did.
Startup stock options are confusing on purpose. It is in the company’s best interest for you not to understand a) how much they are worth b) what it really means to get stock options c) how to actually make money on them, and everything in between. It is in their best interest for you to…