email exchange btw clueless secretary and graphic designer

Forgive me if I’m late to the race on this one, but i totally lost it when i read these emails from a clueless secretary asking her coworker to design a poster for her lost cat.

http://jezebel.com/5582562/clueless-secretary-makes-for-hilarious-office-email-thread

Would love to know the authenticity of this exchange. regardless, it’s hilarious.

willzone:

Cannibal Corpse isn’t as heavy Metal as I assumed they were.

After shooting this pilot episode last fall, Mike O’Gorman and I finished writing six new episodes of Heart Felt. Who’s up for playing with puppets?

willzone:

I miss the old goofy Pope.  I liked him so much more than the Sith Pope we have now.

bestrooftalkever:

Star Wars told in 3 minutes WITH LEGO.

copycats:

Send Me an Angel by Emily Zisman & Ryan Avery
originally by Real Life

Check out their video on YouTube, purchase this from iTunes, or check out their other work as Chances End.

Nope.

“Meet the Mayor of Momofuku Milk Bar Nathan Archambault, Foursquare’s Mayor of Momofuku Bakery & Milk Bar. Foursquare, the mobile social networking game that lets users “check into” restaurants, bars, gyms and more, has become a bit of a media darling in the past year, and we at Zagat aren’t…

*** For full effect, do not listen to the above song until you have read the following ichat transcript. It’s saved as a .jpg, so you might have to click on the image icon to get it to load in your Tumblr dashboard. (stupid!) Once you’re done reading, take a listen to the above file.

My buddy Will, @WillMcD, iChats me this afternoon to let me know he farted in the office. Sweet. He thinks all his coworkers can smell it, but nobody is saying a peep. I take this opportunity to fuck with him - cause it’s Will, and it’s fun.

I quickly convince him that I scored a secret song leaked from the National’s new album. I then, somehow, convince him that it’s not meant to be played in headphones, but on vinyl or through computer speakers. The National is a band that would totally do something like that and blow your mind! Teeming with excitement, Will takes off his headphones, cranks up his speakers and plays this bootlegged National track, which I named “Bullet Proof” for believability. Great song name, and totally believable.

(via theinternetaccordingtoadrian)

This gem of a photo resurfaces every couple years. Usually on random blogs. Often accompanies by the word “FAIL.” This dates back to 2001, and is of me and my High School friend Brent. Clearly the rabid raccoon about to devour Brent’s face takes the gold medal - but that European soccer jacket? Come on! That’s a close second!